
“the OG” Gray
Unlike the other grays, the Old Gray, affectionately known as “the OG,” does not seem to have an expiration date. For as long as any of the team members can remember, he has sat in the cafeteria smoking cigarettes and drinking coffee. He goes on abduction sorties with the other grays and brings back a variety of human staples that make life for the team bearable, the most important of which is coffee.
weapons of choice

medicine
Inscrutability

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Unfiltered Camels

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Insulated cooler

Cigarettes & Coffee
“The OG abides.”
— The Old Gray